Let the husband goes home on time of a words
The big man of a typical model married a small beauty of typical model, wedding just end, the big man signed descend underneath of rules:
"I want to when go home and then when go home, as long as I think, in spite of is when I think, you not ability is this difficult I!
"You have to ready to a flourishing dinner for me every evening, unless I tell you that I don't come back.As long as I think, I can go hunting, go fishing with my old friend, alcohol or play cards, you can not make difficulties for me for this, either!This is my rules ……what opinion do you have?"
The very big degree ground of his bride says:"There is no opinion, you think very thoughtfully for me.I just remind that you remember an affair ……every evening 7:00 punctually**-in spite of you at still not at!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 892 to have illicit love most pathetically
Have illicit love men and women just to seek joys to have a good time at woman's in home, the sudden front door has the key the voice for opening a lock.
"Is not good!My husband came back!"Man a listen to under, just thinking run be pulled by the woman."Too late, listen to mine!"The woman starts to copy one bottle baby oil and chase a man Tu Ge Bian of body, let him put a POSE station to like.The husband came in one eye to see, very surprised:What is this ?Woman very the town settle:, I the lately- bought human body carve.
Husband:Do you when start to like this trifle?
Woman:I went to neighbor's house last month and visited bedroom in their house in have a , bought similar.
Husband hence no longer cross-examine.
The second day noon, the husband takes advantage o a wife not at, take unilateral pack of entered a bedroom, say to that"statue":"Brothers, eats a point, never with me at neighbor's house, hungry three days and three nights ……"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 893 to purchase elder brother Wei
Some city elder brother Wei just became available in the market and purchased elder brother Wei's person in medicine store a lot of, lined up a long dragon.An old man lines up in the front of a young men, young man etc. must be very impatient, then sarcasm that old man way:old man's house, you so big age, buy elder brother Wei to still have what use?Who know, the anti- Ji way of that old man:young man, the age is so young, use elder brother Wei, you still had what use?!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathered chapter 894 my a wife still a bosom to ascend
On accounting to living service brigade, arrive village publicity to account to living knowledge, publicity the member said while introducing a condom to an old agriculture:Must insist while using it, otherwise will fail by a small margin.After a month, account to living a brigade to again arrive at here, the old agriculture urgently and urgently finds out to publicizee a member to say:I shine on you say of fried eat, not only chew it motionless, and afterwards my a wife still a bosom ascended ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 895 Sir to help to buy an underwear
One day one Mr. Wei buys an underwear for his wife, he never once bought an underwear for his wife, so he doesn't know and buy which kind of size!
Pulled along while with salesclerk, the salesclerk had to take fruits to describe!
Salesclerk:Papaya?!Sir:No!No!
Salesclerk:Apple?!Sir:Not not not!
Salesclerk:Wax-apple?!Sir:again a little bit smaller!
Salesclerk:Egg?!The Sir says very happily:Rightness!Rightness!Rightness!
When pawnshop member understood Hou to turn round to take an underwear, that suddenly shouted loudly:The young lady waits for a second!Is fried over ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 896 to need a boy urgently
There are a couple in Taiwan, continuous two foetuseses all give birth to a girl, hence arrive at clinic to ask doctor, "doctor, modern science and technology was prosperous, we want a boy how do?"The doctor says:"Presumably posture not to, you 2 come over ……", 2 people finished listenning to the pleased of whisper hoping other parts of country to walk.
After a year, 2 people arrive at clinic again, "doctor, is a female again.", " Can't, an estimate is still a posture problem!Want not and so, you do, I aside guide!"Calculating is quasi- time 2 people arrive at clinic ……the doctor is aside:"Is a little bit lefter, not to, at upwards at 1:00, is still not to ……", the wife by this time became nervous, "so, husband under go, let a doctor!".
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 897 cuckoldry right
A beautiful miss proposes to an old man.Old man:"Two of us' age differs so greatly, accommodation?"Miss:"《 Marriage method 》 didn't stipulate the difference of age."Old man:"What did that stipulate?"Miss:"The wife has the right to inherit husband's inheritance!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 898, I am from something to kill
BE very affectionate to husband and wife, has 30 days is "have sexual intercourse" for almost a month.
One day, wife's body suddenly feels uncomfortable, result the doctor say after checking:You are to indulge in sex excessively and cause through divine nature ache, you have to stop having sexual intercourse for three months, otherwise may have dangerous life.
After returning to, the wife tells the Sir the affair, hence 2 people have to endure patiently for three months but the cent building slept.
But, just just led for a week, on that night Sir cannot help but and walked to the wife's room, saw a wife also want a building just, the wife saw a Sir ask very surprisedly:Occupy?
The Sir says very seriously:"I am to come to kill yours, that you?"
Wife very shy answer:"I am from something to kill."
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 899 soldier to protect to touch my belly 3 minutes
Annually check to drive certificates in proper form check all, is some nurses who wear aiguillette to give check.A time per soldier protected to touch my belly-liver department foot contain 3 minutes, I the face frightenned ground at that time very white, don't be a fatty liver!Is a to lightly smile, the is female full face heap the joys take off mouth-muffle, big eyes waterily looking at me-is my when young numerous as in the mms.The after the event have meal together, she got married, I drink many ……
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 900 again drive**
"Owner!"
The owner raises head, is a flirtatious woman, the perfume flavor immediately fills the air whole storeses.
"Come 30 boxes of common set of."She chewed chewing gum to throw a few bill to in the counter.
The owner tooks a look her, "want 300 pieces, you this just 200."
She is a despise very much:"##, Being little to follow me is this set of, I but wholesale, all this price knows not,beats by dr dre pro?You this earns 40, all right."
Now that the other party is an expert, also the nothing important can say of, the owner is taking a set and asking her:"Is so many you must use much for a long time."
She takes out a mirror to repair a makeup, a bit satisfied:"Two months, my guest is the most."
The owner sighs a way:"The your work strength can be really enough big."
She isn't glad:"How to talk you?Change a sentence."
Owner 1:"You can be really respect-work."
She the satisfaction location nod.
The owner pickeds up two piece 100 dollars bill saw for a while, one had no watermark and passed to her:"This is false."
She called:"Is false?Mama of again drive**."
The text chapter 901~950 【synthesize 】
Renew time:2009-2-2817:02:34 chapter word numbers:18985
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 901 heel gynecology the doctor have invite
A day evening, the husband gentle and softly taps the wife's shoulder while being a couple to lie down to go to bed, and start rubbing on her arm.
The wife once turns round to say:"I am very sorry, dear of, but I tomorrow heel gynecology the doctor have invite, I want that keeping is refreshing."
The husband once turned round to try a sleeping after being refused.
Once turned round several minutes later to tap his wife, this time at her ear light language:"Do you also want to see a dentist tomorrow?"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 902 the man in no case cans make of affair
(1)A woman, on the long distance train, the pair of head leaned on the shoulder of an unfamiliar man asleep and belonged to normal trouble.
(1)A man, on the long distance train,
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