Possible mm and the other party dispute suspicion beginning to scold, the beginning just was also nothing but a country to scold of type of, accidentally had no too attention, continue cs ……after 2 minutes, the mm hallooed 1:"Your Ya is again horizontal, I a b clip to die you!"……The net cafe is public to extremely pour ……
Senior high school, a friend and girls fight, that girl's one word one says:"I ……*……you ……mama!"
The elder brothers cannot help but saying:"You take what*??"
That girl says:"I use yours!"
Junior high school, there are two mms fighting, in fact is to quarrel to play, 1 says:"I***!"Accidentally all suddenly and violently cold at that time, who knew that another girl of flank said a words were good enough to cold dead the whole world, she said:"Should be'I***daddy'!", Is public to faint~~~
Accidentally younger sister xx likes to hold me weak jj after finishing, then Be shaking and saying:Breathe!Breathe!Artificial respiration!And ask jj to want to remain weak!Is cold ……
Accidentally the mm rommate usually threatens one of their words be:"Say again again say, you underneath that hole to add."
Finish senior high school one world noon a month ago~
We the class has been very gentle and quiet the station that the campus queen acts out of character to face to on the platform us to loudly say to us:
The love doesn't want out!
The love does out!~`
The whole class is to all pour first, then is burst into thunderous applause this act I am all unforgettable during a lifetime!`
At the beginning have extremely scolding of a mm:How did your old daddy at the beginning didn't shoot you to the wall!!!
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1463 common speech vernacular speech class
Please accurate without any error and smoothly read-
Entry-level class:Turn fatty will vaporize.
Is medium class of:The ash that is black to turn fatty hair, the ash turns fatty hair black.
Is deluxe class of:The ash being black to turn fatty hair will vaporize;The ash turns fatty vaporize will deliver black.
MBA class:Is black the ash turning fatty hair's vaporizing will spend to fly;The ash turns fatty vaporize to deliver black will fly a flower.
Test to grind a class:Is black the ash turning fatty hair's vaporizing will spend to fly ash to turn fatty vaporize to deliver black will fly a flower, black turn fatty hair ash will vaporize ash to turn fatty vaporize will deliver black.
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1464 a parrot that once stays in the brothel
The woman wants to keep a pet to keep company with her to spend Sir and kid that the time in home is not.
Consideration very long after, she feels to keep a demand that the parrot matches her most .
Because the parrot is different from a cat dog to so spend effort care, and also talks!
What to is regrettable was really too costly.
The time that there is a sky being going shopping, she has a liking for a beautiful colorful parrot, hence to store house
Ask price.
The owner says only USD 50.Remaining of the surprise, she promises and buys down right away.
Before paying, the owner tells her:
"I must tell you first, that bird once stayed in the brothel and sometimes said some not too the friendship listenned to of words."
The woman liked that bird too much and recklessly bought down.
She came home and put parrot cage in the living room, waiting of no time for waiting it talks.
The parrot looked around for a while the environment on all sides and tooked a look its new host to say:
"New brothel, new procuress."
The woman listenned to get a fright, after wanting, feel also no big deal.
After two daughters who wait until her release from school go home, the parrot sees them to say:
"New brothel, new procuress, new prostitute!"
At first they also frightenned a to greatly jump, but after, right away with mother cachinnation get up.
The chemisette husband came back from getting off work after 5:00.
The parrot sees him and see woman and her daughter to say:
"New brothel, new procuress, new prostitute and old customer!Hi, old Chen, and then see you!"
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1465 Yang to see a news syndication thesaurus
The conference has no not solemn and impressive;
Ending to have no isn't victorious;
Talking to have no is of no account;
Applausing to have no isn't warm;
The leadership didn't don't value;
Calling on to have no is disobliging;
Receiving to have no isn't personally;
Make progress have no not smooth;
Completing to have no isn't satisfactory;
Achieving to have no isn't huge;
The work has no not firm;
The efficiency didn't don't show Zhao;
The resolution once has no impassability.
The public didn't don't fig up.
The actors of one troupe didn't don't solidify.
The crowd is satisfied forever;
The leadership didn't don't smile,
The problem didn't don't understand definitely
The small matter didn't don't focus attention all over the world,
Meet is all this set to just receive
Opposing having no isn't strong,
Negotiate to have no not solemn and just
Complete to have no not exceed of;
The medium sunset isn't friendly,
Central America have no noncooperation
Finish construction to have no not advance of
The festival has no bad omen and of;
The route has no incorrect;
The decision has no not astute;
The women didn't don't understand something to put;
The middle-class family didn't don't attain,
Sacrificing to have no isn't tragically heroic,
Having no to Chinese people's feelings injury isn't tremendous,
For all that-resist to always have no exit,
Result always you come negative of.
Repair:The life has no not middle-class family of, the purpose didn't don't attain
Once saw have no not disgusted
A spool of joke brocade gathers chapter 1466 in 2050 super joke
Fork fork words say a 2000 A.D., university Chinese fasten fork professor Cha, sainted, is more heavy than Mount Taishan, mountain Gao Shui Chang, the long material is luxuriant to learn, learn to enrich five cars, traffic Ying door, pupil innumerable, highest rank ……in fine really too fork fork.Ascend a door to attend school many like ox hair, Qing bamboo difficult book.Nevertheless, but the one of his student compares a bastard, a compare a stupid person.The professor then is expecting an end thesis for time for making some students retreat in the face of difficulties, the topic of an unprecedented and peculiar and unprecedented difficulty unprecedented fork fork:
Please use the form of the riddle and write a story of integrity, the sentence sentence doesn't leave to make to smile, the sentence sentence doesn't leave a medical science, the sentence sentence doesn't leave pronographpy, the sentence sentence after doing not leave the modern sign learns to reach agreement to reach the composition that the glossary learns, sentence the sentence is again all riddle, the coda has to have a meaning to profoundly hang to read again.7 day inside, the thesis presents up, be satisfied with graduation, and acquire that the academic teaching spreads a person.
This since, the whole school causes a sensation, the breeze moves open countryside.Become president's saying the important topic, Lyu door virago's talking property of job and PLMM for minister of education to select the cutthroat of boyfriend.Seven days seen to hand in an examination paper, the term shalls arrive soon, didn't°yet a classmate fall a pen to draft.There is a student of resume most among them,www.buybeatsbydrdreheadphone.com, looking at a topic bitterness to think contemplation at in home, suddenly vomits white Mo to die.Professor hence stick a public notice, in spite of thing south north, in spite of student or not, in spite of age height, in spite of occupation high and low, as long as can answer to this topic, then acquire that the academic teaching spreads a person.
So-called rich reward under necessarily have brave man, limit to expect in time of the last hour inside, the hard journey ground was rushed through a prostitute, careful on seeing, is exactly European gifted woman of almond flower building-department jade.She respectfully presents one to answer book.The professor after finishing seeing answer book asked her a few questions and immediately declared to take charge of the great teacher that the jade takes the lead a person, becomes generation for the academic China.Took charge of answering of jade book to write what?What did the professor ask her?Have been a secret, snow hid livelong half century, passed by for 50 years, the true facts was more finally big white than world.Answering book that takes charge of jade is:
An old man has no for a long time**.Beat one tonic(terrapin Jing)
This old man is floricultural.Beat one tonic(China terrapin Jing)
His Xing Gao.Beat one tonic(Gao Bo is especially)-Gao uncle
He always a carelessly stood up.Beat one tonic(is proud to sign)
Hence seek a young procuress.Beat one tonic(youth treasure)
Say to her
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